Panicking and hanging up Skype calls so your mums housemate doesn’t hear a certain brown man talking about dicks and porn.
And you wonder where I get it from
Me: *makes a joke about Chinese food being deep fried cat
My mother: oh god Sarah. I haven't eaten for two days and you're telling my my first meal I'll be eating is pussy??
unrulyhooly replied to your post: Would you ever post a nude picture of yourself? fuck right off. I want too lol Such a pervert
Anonymous asked: Would you ever post a nude picture of yourself?
Walking back from the crack den shop singing reel big fish to my dog. Nbd
………..can I walk to the shops in track pants?
Going to wander down to the shop with the pup. Mama is in the hospital today so I wanna cook her something delicious for when she gets home since she hasn’t eaten in 2 days. Sometimes I am a pretty good human. Sometimes.
About to watch The Reichenbach Fall. Oh dear.
This can only mean bad things. Xo
You are calm and reposed. Let your beauty unfold. Pale white, like the skin stretched over your bones. Spring keeps you ever close. You are second hand smoke. You are so fragile and thin. Standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain. You are the blood in my veins.
I would have you right here, on this desk until you begged for mercy… twice
when girls say "i like guys that skate"
unrulyhooly: astroman-memo: what i think they mean what they really mean LMAO. For real. Incorrect