My mother is making cocktails
and we are discussing terrible faux pas we have made. Like how my mother has asked TWICE to two different women when their baby is due when they weren’t in fact pregnant.
Too much momentum, this room feels like it’s going to explode
Please let this nausea subside soon.
Whatever happened to my rock an roll.
fayeisramonaflowers asked: I pick letter R!
pretty-fucking-average asked: S!
All of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
Apparently I look particularly...
I just walked into mums work only to have this old crabby looking man look at me then mumble “… Ugh Jesus” under his breath as I walked past. Yep. Sweet.
so-outofcontext: How can you stand there with love in your eyes, and still be walking away? -The Avett Brothers
"Twi-hard couple recreate Breaking Dawn wedding,...
And people think I am insane. Right.
do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders look them in the eyes and say “no one cares”
Infinity On High!: Let me re-phrase this entire... →
steveisoncrack: patiencenfortitude: whattheactualfuck-: In a few months time, I will be moving interstate to Victoria, and the only condition of the place that I am moving to is no pets. Obviously, this is a very hard thing to do, but I have also come to the realization that I don’t have the time to give Tommy the propper care he needs and deserves,… Passing this on x Please repost
Ohhhh you’re an asshole? Pardon me for not realising sooner. xo
Sometimes I wish that I could get away, sometimes I wish that he’d just call. Am I that lonely tonight? I don’t know.