January 2012
Skinny isn't always beautiful.
harlequinade:
deaths-voice:
A girl can be cute and so attractive and not “skinny” who defines skinny? It sucks when girls especially attractive and beautiful girls put them selves down.
I wonder how many fatties reblogged this to make themselves feel better
oi us fatties arent so bad
Anonymous asked: Where's dat pic of your ass?
Post your butt or delete your account.
unrulyhooly:
I see no other option.
Someone already posted mine hahaha. Fucker
I got everything you want from me
I do everything he does times three
And he don’t gotta know
I got you on the floor, doing things you never thought you’d do
Baby leave them high heel shoes
‘Cause I’m loving the way you looking down at me, I’m looking up at you
And I don’t give a damn shorty watch me knock your boots off
Things I hear from piper all the time (I’m starting a list):
Are you playing solitaire? What have I told you about that? I will punch you
Are you on that website again? We’ve spoken about this before Sarah!
Can you please stop posting so much fucking porn??
Ohhhh Sarah *cue disappointed head shake
Stop lurking chubby bearded men on the Internet and come have a cigarette!
I just want to be with a good person.
unrulyhooly:
kaylajacquelyn:
angelxvx:
that likes rough sex
and Brand New.
This
Throw chubby in the mix and I got you ladies.
Hahahha oh lord. Me in a nutshell.
Decided I am going to get my motor bike licence. Oh yes
Definitely procrastinating and watching LOTR (again) instead of packing.
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Sometimes I’m a piece of shit, it’s true,
Nothing I’ve done can compare to you.
You’re a worthless excuse of a human life.
Fool me once but never twice.
Sometimes I’m a piece of shit, it’s true,
Nothing I’ve done can compare to you.
You’re a worthless excuse of a human life.
Fool me once…
I don’t know if you realize
How much an...
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Anonymous asked: how am i suppose to get anything done with all this distracting me, boner outline in pants achieved
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“What happened to just fallin’ in love with a nigga with a bus pass?”
– Dr Dre- Ed - ucation
Writing “which means I’ll get laid Thursday” instead of paid in a text to my mother.
Oops.
I’ll tell you why I fucking hate my life
I’ll tell you why I can’t seem to get it right
I’ll tell you why I entertain the thought of dying all the time
There’s a little piece of me in everyone
Whether or not you admit it we’re all the same
I’m every morning you wake up alone
I’m every time you’re drunk and walking home
I’m all...
She’s a pretty girl, she’s always falling down and I think I just fell in love with her but she won’t ever remember.
I can always find her at the bottom of a plastic cup. Drowning in drunk sincerity. Sad and lonely girl.
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Staying up until half two in the morning trying to change flights was a fucking stupid idea
“Since when did they start putting food down on the counter by itself?! Oh thats...”
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I also go this one:
“Well, since the ass is protected by several layers of clothing and the food is protected by at least a tray, but hopefully a plate, a box and/or wrapping paper as well, I don’t really see your problem, except that you’re a whiner….”
Ah! I understand now. I... 