RUNNING OUT OF GIN MAKES ME SAD
All over the place with trip planning. Sticking to the original idea seems like the best idea. The more money spent in agent provocateur the better I say! I cant believe how close it is! Planning on a second job now too to fund my moving overseas asap. Itll be strange to be on the other side of the bar for once. Look out
And I hold you close in the back of my mind And raise my glass ‘cause either way I’m dead Neither of you really help me to sleep anymore One breaks my body and the other breaks my soul La Cienega just smiles as it waves goodbye
WELL DON'T I FEEL LIKE A HUGE TWAT NOW
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here...– Lemony Snicket (via blackcarbs)
Totally lost track with my diet and I am totally disheartened. I absolutely despise what I see and it’s so hard to find the motivation or energy to get out of bed when all I really want to do is hide and drink myself into oblivion. End pathetic rant.
WHEN CREEPY BOGAN 40+ YEAR OLD MEN SHOW UP LOOKING FOR A ROOM. no. I refuse to share a house with you. And certainly not a bathroom. Please go away
Cute couples getting back together. Introducing people who are cute together. Everyones getting their shit together and its making me smile
All Day I Dream About Buying Stuff: This woman is... →
courtneyawesome: This woman is the closest thing I have ever had to a sister. There are so many occasions on which I literally want to smack her silly, but I love her. It’s a kind of love that means if anyone says anything mean to her and it isn’t me, I will kill them. I will literally think of ways to cut… Imagine finding this on the Internet. I love this woman more than life. I...
Realizing you have been lying around looking at porn for 2 hours or more. Laziest Sunday ever. Ugh.
I think I broke my knee. Someone please come look after me and be sympathetic.
Why do I persist on drunk tweeting at 50 cent?
(856): She’s like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Blasting Elvis and psyching myself up to walk to...
I don’t wanna be alone, and i don’t wanna be high But thats the way i’ve been living life I don’t know what i want, or what i’m running from Should have filled up last stop, now my light is on I don’t wanna be home, and i don’t want the road Don’t want to tell any one about my episodes What would i wouldn’t do for just one glimpse of you...
Things I would like today: for my stupid boobs to stay in my stupid bra properly for like 5 minutes!!! What is the deal with this shit?!